OOOHH BABY!

Stop naming your kids a certain name but then say "but we will call him something else"

Example: Naming your child Kaleb but calling him Kale. Why not just name your child Kale?

You name your child so thats what they are known as through their life. Just give them the name your going to use. Make it easy on them.

Cook.. Smook!

I REALLY REALLY REALLY strongly DISLIKE to cook. I feel bad for my kids and hubby that this is such an issue. Nothing I ever attempt to make ever turns out. I will spend hours making something then end up eating a bowl of cereal anyway. It SUCKS! I don't mind baking.. because with baking there are specific instructions. In cooking it's like -a dash of this and a pinch of that- huh? What's a dash? How much is a pinch. I had NO idea that there were two types of measuring cups, one for dry foods and one for liquids, till a month ago. I guess in Home Ec I should have been paying attention rather then reading "Go ask Alice"

I attempted to cook last night and pulled out the trusted cooking spray.. Expiration date?

Nov 1999

I give up!

Stellar saying by a super cool chick..

As I was flipping through the pages of my "ELLE" subscription today I saw a pretty cool article about awesome women who are rocking the universe. After they talked about the "new up and comings" they remembered some fab quotes by some even more fab ladies. My favorite was by Princess Diana... whom I LOVED (I went to England in 1997 before her death and stood outside of Buckingham palace yelling her name. DUH She and Charles were already divorced, what a fool the Brits thought I was.) Anyway she was quoted as saying:

"You definitely learn more about yourself while visiting a shantytown than while feeling futile in a cold palace."

How bad-ass is that? So true. All the trials and crap I have had to learn from and survive... well I think I know myself a bit better then the whores who married rich and have never gotten thier hands dirty. Darn proud...

I don't hate anyone... except the devil.

I will admit, I have used the word HATE plenty in the past. Yes, in the past. I am making a new test for myself. Hate is such a STRONG word. I don't think I really truly HATE anything, or anyone. I strongly dislike a lot of things. But I am done hating... well, done hating everyone except the devil.

Do you know what HATE means?

intense hostility and aversion usually deriving from fear, anger, or sense of injury

That dosen't sound too cool.. I mean to HATE someone. I will continue STRONGLY disliking. It sounds nicer.

Next they will be testing for virgins...

We'd rather dig in, be bigoted, and ruin it for everyone before we'd let people live their own lives in a way we don't approve of. Sick.


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Acronyms.....WTF?

Okay people, I get when you text you want to save time and shorten your convos. (see I just shortened the word conversation) I am COOL with you using LOL for Laugh out loud, or BRB for Be Right Back WHEN TEXTING!

In any convo you have with me, PLEASE don't SAY IDK or WTF while talking to me.

It's dumb.

UP down.. UP down..

Remember how you used to say "you couldn't wait till tomorrow for a brand new day" No fuss when ya had to ride the bus. You could add a little blush Just to paralyze your school crush. Now your older and the weight upon your shoulder. Makes the world a little colder. No more hidin in the old days.

Be strong. Don't give up hope. It will get hard. Cause life's like a jump rope Up down, Up down, Up down. When it gets hard remember life's like a jump rope.

There'll be a bump there will be a bruise. There'll be alarms and there will be a snooze. There'll be a path that u will get to choose. There'll be a win and there will be a lose. You have to hold your head up high and Watch all the negative go by, Don't you ever be ashamed to cry You go ahead Cuz life's like a jump rope.

I want to tell you that everything will be okay. That everything will eventually turn itself to gold. Keep pushin through it all Don't follow, lead the way. Don't lose yourself or your hope. Remember life's like a jump rope

I'll be that long haired babe...sooner then you think!

I am totally serious.

I am ordering this AMAZING product.

make your hair grow super fast

How can I loose?

If it works I will most likely look like this:

If it works too well I will most likley look like this:

If it dosen't work at all... I could end up like this:

Cross your fingers.

Shamit, or Kermkira?

I get so confused sometimes.

Is it Shakira that sings "Rainbow Connection"?
And Kermit sings "Hips don't lie."?


I need some clarification.

He is irresistable...

My lover, best friend, partner and husband of 12 years. Love you babe!

Underland....Underwhelmed

Don't go see this movie with high expectations (like I did) You will be a bit disappointed.
I will however provide you with some good reasons to go see it.

1. RED Queen. She is by FAR the star of the show! "I just love my fat boys"

2. White Queen. Her gaging at everything was one of the only times I laughed.

3. Crap, those are the only two reasons.

Check it out at matinee prices.

Yes I know I didn't mention the hatter as one of the reasons...

Oh Stop....

Ugh, we all have things that we would LOVE for people to STOP doing. This is my weekly tribute to the dumb asses who do them.

Girls, Women and Ladies.. if you have big tits, please don't have them hanging out. You look like a 4 dollar whore. You're grocery shopping with your 3 kids for crying out loud! I bet your dad is proud.

Worst word in the English language...

If I could remove one word in the English language it would be:

ASSUME

This is the worst word EVER. I hate hearing it, seeing it and I hardly ever say it.

When you ASSume something you are guessing and it not fair to the person your are ASSuming about. So freaking stop using it and stop doing it.

Assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME. But mostly you.

Idiots

oh, Mister Ingalls...

No one is that good all the time! Right? I'm holding out hope that one day you'll do something risky or controversial. Don't let me down.

p.s. Take off your shirt, just once?

Artistic or Crazy?

I don't get the whole Lady Ga Ga thing.. am I the only one?


When she does this:

She is called artisic.

When Bjork did this:

She was called crazy. Bjork, I think you were way ahead of your time.